Shout out to all the women who dodged a bullet this year. (Wise excluded. No close calls 'round here).
And a special acknowledgement goes to Dollar Stores in hoods nationwide, like the one on 145th St. btwn Lenox and 7th, that sell bootleg EPTs.
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i didn't dodge a bullet this year, but i give a hallelujah to all the sistas out there who weren't ready for the miracle of motherhood.
now this time NEXT year imma be looking to get knocked up. LOL
I dodged a bullet this year! Or do I have to wait until Father's Day to get mines?
KZ
bootleg ept's? that's a new one. lol.
I kniw a few girls this year who dodged a bullet. They damn sure need to be giving thanks.
You are too crazy...*lol*
Uh oh Nikki!...
Oh wait...I must also salute all the women who had to endure scrutiny, had their sexuality and womanhood questioned... for NOT having kids by now! Sheeeit.
Divine...yeah those EPTs are only *allegedly* bootleg...but they are posted up right behind the counter, beside the lambskin condoms . lol
lol @ this entry.. lol @ congratulating women who dodged bullets! you're too funny..
lol I'm not even going to comment on women dodging or taking shots! HaHAHA. Anonymous Detroit.
how bout wearing a bullet proof vest?
yes! i used to actually rejoice every birthday or 6 month point where i could say, well, i won't be a 16 year old mother! how ridiculous is that?! and from someone not having sex? even more so!! hilarious! no baby scares over this way but there were some baby mama drama scares! hahahahahah.
This post is great! I dodged a close call this year. It felt fantastic.
nothing like dodging bullets! I had one semi close call this year, and that's one too many!
I... hate... you....
...but I love you so much at the same time! LMAO!!!
One of my best friends had a baby in August...and I just couldn't feel more detached from that reality. I got nieces and nephews, and feel really maternal...but not "motherly"...naw mean? But I am a tad jealous I didn't get no gift...tho my brother did give me a mother's day card cuz I be on the grind with his kids all the time. lol
Cole.... you stupid
Bullet dodger right here! I celebrate every mother's day that I am STILL not a mother.
*C-Walks*
Dude.
Last week, I was like, umm, I can only walk around swollen for so many days.
Then finally relief. Sorta.
Go Tampon team!
You need to stop!!!! LOLOL
Ummmm, you have to read melancholy melodies =( I dodged by the grace of ONLY God. That's why I hate drunk sex...or sex when buddy' drunk I should say...he fell asleep on me too...and I didn't like that! WTF?!?!? Your posts ALWAYS be on point!!
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