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Anyone get laid this weekend?
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Hmmmm no...Walked through the Bronx Zoo and held hands instead
Yes, I say it was vigorous. I was told I was brutal and nasty. I did get callbacks though. Anonymous Detroit.
mentally, yeah.
physically, nah :(
It was a pretty good weekend...
I performed the Secret Chinese Handshake...but actual dick insertion? Naw, I'm on a Dick Strike!
I'm in negotiations..I need better benefits, better working conditions (that would be at least a 450 thread count atmosphere) and MORE time with LESS work..*wink wink*
LOL
Sorry can't help you. T. was anti social this weekend and only left the crib to take out the trash.
You can live vicariously through me any day luv. BTW, I got a new offering posted.
But to answer your immediate question - hell naw. I'm going to be on the shelf for bout a month. So I too will be doing some vicarious living. ;o)
Rosie worked her magic.....
hm...sunday was complete nuts. didn't know whether to blog about it, but now i don't have to.
me and mighty mouse "consummated" for the first time within the two months we've been dating. hell, we'd done everything else...i don't know what took us so long for that particular act.
so, about maybe an hour after he leaves, another dude pops up unannounced at the house. we messed around for like two weeks in january, but i realized he was falling in love while i wasn't feeling a relationship with anyone. over the last few months, i tried to maintain distance, because i knew he wouldn't be able to be just friends...i've been in the same situation (but not after only two weeks - this is latin america, however). anyway, dude is sitting on my couch looking like a marble statue and all but begs me for a kiss and more. i was like, yo...this is like a replay of my life, colombia edition, with the roles reversed. in the end, i had to decline. i'm involved. but damn, if that shit wasn't an exercise in self-restraint, i don't know what is. he left, probably embarrassed and hurt, and i feel sorry for him.
if i was a real asshole, though, i would have hit twice in one night.
Yes. It was highly uninspired.
KZ
*gasp* clutching my pearls
DP..."pitch perfect" ? Lucky!
Slish...I think holding hands is the new mutual masturbation. lol You're so cute. If it doesn't work out with Barneys you can be my bf. ;)
Detroit..."brutal and nasty?" What was on your mind, playboy? Trying to make a point?
Nikki...oooh, cerebral coitus. Sounds like fun!
Mont'Eazy...You're running amok in TN arent you?
Blah...450 thread count? I aint mad atcha mama! Did you get a good return on that handshake? *wink wink*
TCas...An antisocial man of my own heart. We must one day antisocialize together.
Cheerio...This oughta be good.
Rev...Rosie ?? That scared the hell out of me for a split second...until I remembered that we don't know each other. Got a friend with that name. Whoa. lol
Karamale...Damn, you did good, baby. Many a man woulda bust twice and felt nice. You think you would have shown that same restraint had you been dealing with someone less clingy? Tell the truth!!!
KZ...uh oh. Carmel?? Shit. Something you said in your last post struck me...hard. I need to holler at you about it.
I wish I did get lucky this weekend. *sigh* I'm trying NOT to think about it lol
"Rev...Rosie ?? That scared the hell out of me for a split second...until I remembered that we don't know each other. Got a friend with that name. Whoa. lol"
Think about it for a minute. Most guys know Rosie's last name.....
hee.
ummmm, no.
i'd need a jackhammer, a shovel, and a plane to make it happen *lol*
in my dreams...
The point has been made. Primal unfettered, pumpkin smashin lust. It's called balance, one does not necessarily need to have couth, romance and depth ALL THE TIME. Anonymous Detroit.
No, I'm on pussy strike...*lol*
LS...Uh oh...do I sense a rampage of a blog entry coming? I hope so!
Rev...I think I see where you're going...ummm, carry on!
PW...I feel ya sis. Stay up.
Supa...dreams can come true...I heard that somewhere but can't confirm it as factual. lol
Detroit...I wouldn't exactly consider "couth, romance and depth" to be the antithesis of "brutal and nasty". Balance is great...but you made it seem like you were on a warpath...as opposed to just layin' it down with authority...which sounds like a good thing. And who you fucking anyway? ;)
NSane...does the coochie have picket signs and shit?! lol
No Carmel at all. I was in Detroit with an old jump off. And no I wasn't fuckin' "Anonymous Detroit".
Ay, write me! My email address is dabigplanet@comcast.net
KZ
So Wise, I'm on no warpath, I think. Everyone seems to use that terminology so of course I don't want to wear it out and an unassumingly energetic, slightly nerdy, beautiful, sometimes too feisty but otherwise outside the box thinking and mother wit having sistah who I met at a health food supermarket. Anonymous Detroit. (PS I didn't fuck her, I made love to her such that she "decided" not to go to work Sunday.)
nope. didnt get laid. but i did finally finish the albanian story...
he placed his face in my hair. In between pelvic thrusts, moist kisses on my ear lobe and massaging the small of my back he whispered, "Oh my god. Oh my god I love you so much."
It was beautiful, the love that we made...
Does this qualify as getting laid? LOL.
KZ...An uninspiring romp with an oldie. Who wasn't on their game, you or her?
Detroit says: "(PS I didn't fuck her, I made love to her such that she "decided" not to go to work Sunday.)" Damn...some Sick Day Dick. Nice! You intrigue me. Have since Day 1.
Kweeny...you and your ethnic gangsters kill me! And I see there's a new white boy in town!
SRae...now you just showing off! Aint mad atcha at all.
Lol...running amok...naw not my style.
I'm just doing me...and tryin to figure out what that truely is at this point...
Laid? Did somebody say laid? What a foreign concept right now. (Sigh) WHen I can finally say yes to this, you won't be able to shut me up and ya'll will wish it never got re-introduced into my life!
You know I want to know if you watched "Grey's Anatomy" and if you did, what's your take on falling asleep while making love? I loved how Doc told his gf "But I wasn't done yet."
I had a gf who claims after we broke up that she fell asleep one time while I was giving her head. Her ass was wincing and moaning all the other times, but claims that one time she was tired her ass fell asleep.
Then there's my friend who had a bf tell her she couldn't go to sleep till he got his.
I know you gots sumthin to say. Bring it.
LOL @ SWS...yes, it has picket signs too...*lol*
You are too crazy
yes, but *yawn* I've had better.
FINALLY! *rolls over and goes to sleep*
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