Wednesday, August 09, 2006

"Dutty Wine"...The Universal Language




Let's just say...

If I won 2 tickets to Montego Bay...tho I love them dearly, I wouldn't take ANY of my family members...nota one a them.

I'd take this kid.

Tho I'm fairly certain given the opportunity it'd be some fresh faced lil Columbian boy named Papo that he'd take.

I missed y'all!

...Naw, I truly didn't.

Which is great news. Means I'm not desperate for cyber attention after all.

Awww, but I am happy to be back.

What'd I miss? ;)

What y'all break up in here?

Who ate the last fudgesicle??

Where my slippers? I left them right by the computer!

Who been fcuking on my office chair?

Can't leave y'all for one week without shit going haywire! :)

29 comments:

nikki said...

sorry i didn't wipe off that dna matter before you got back. evidently i get alot more wet than i thought...

nothing been going on in the cut. life's been suspended until you returned. now you're back and i can breathe again. LOL

Anonymous said...

I ate the fudgesicle. I didnt want it to get feezer-burned. I wore the slippers. Someone had to take out the trash!!! Nikki beat me to the office chair. I couldnt get swerve on with her in there!!

I am glad you have returned.

Blah Blah Blah said...

...well not to be too gross....but I got to the chair before Nik...but if it's broke it's her fault because I was in your chair by myself watching porn on the computer.
As for the slippers....well...they were by the computer and....well...they were soft and whatnot...porn + soft shit + swivel office chair....you see where this is headed right?

nikki said...

oh HELL nah! you saying i was sitting in a puddle of blah?!? i licked that damn chair! i should have known something was up cuz the dna didn't taste familiar...

and i didn't break the chair. that was zed. i TOLD the brotha the floor was better but he was afraid of getting dirt on his suit.

So...Wise...Sista said...

::Standing up in front of the computer...logging into my Staples.com account...looking for another chair...looking out at the old one chillin on the fire escape...reminiscing about the last time I was bent over it::

Remind me to bleach the kitchen table. No telling what y'all had poppin off in there.

Miz JJ said...

You definitely need a new chair. Love that video. Love it! I love my family as well, but too much can give me a headache.

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Blah Blah Blah said...

So, Wise, you up for a blogger meet up?

LOL @ Nik: You know it tasted fantabulous!
..but eww all the same that you licked where Wise's ass has been sitting after eating red beans and rice with greens....lol

DramaFree said...
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DramaFree said...

That was me who hit up the kitchen table. By the way, you might want to get the leg fixed because it broke while I was getting my toes curled....sorry. But thanks for letting us all have access to your crib while you were away!! You're the best!

So...Wise...Sista said...

Wow...dare I even ask what went down in my bed...provided that y'all aint care what done went down before y'all got there. ;)

Blah...I'm def in...I've been wanting to get up with folks for a while, but the time management gods kick my azz like regularly. :(

Lemme know what's up...but as I was telling Cocoa Girl, my presence in the hood is about to become like all these trendy new restaurants...grand opening/grand closing.

Rashan Jamal said...

So...Wise. I gotta confess. I ordered a few movies on your pay per view and rummaged around in your underwear drawer. I was looking for, well it doesn't matter what I was looking for. Let's just say I found it.

fuckgoogle said...

Welcome back.....and now I'll see ya in a week or so I gots to move...1

Chubby Chocolate said...

WOI!!!!

I haven't read the post. I just had to comment on whitey doing the Dutty wine....You tube is my newest addiction.
It's where I go to get the new dance moves..Waiting to see if there's one for Goodas fi dem.

Chubby Chocolate said...

OK read the post...can't get over the clip though!

Did you hit any clubs? What part did you stay in?

Blah Blah Blah said...

When is the move?

We are all in the same vicinity...we outta be shot for not tryin' earlier...oh well. Let me know when your available...off-line.

So...Wise...Sista said...

TCas...Send me your address so I can send you the rest of what you were looking for...I noticed a few missing, but I thought CNelly took em. lol


911...Where you going?


CC...He was killin it. I was esp impressed with the dexterity of his neck. Lawd a mercy. My fam lives in Manchester, near Mandeville. Spent some time in Mo Bay as well. Didnt do much clubbing, but there's this local spot called Jer.ky's that I can only compare to an outdoor reggae bar/grill. Pretty dope.


Blah...I'm the queen of waiting til the last minute. :sigh:
I'll email ya

Knockout Zed said...

@Nikki
You just can't keep it between us, can you? Discretion, baby!


Welcome back So Wise!

KZ

Mr.Slish said...

Where mi White Rum deh...Don't tell me yuh fi get bout Uncle Slishy...

Adei von K said...

She's baaaaack! Hey Girl! Why have I been injected with massive amounts of Roots & Culture Stylee, Lover's Rock, Dub mixes, Reggae, and on and on? My bestest/love is in Mickey Dred's horn section and that's all he eats, drinks, sleeps, and breathes! we went to Reggae Sunsplash to see Toots & the Maytals, Third World, Maxi Priest and UB40. It was bomb! So that's me and I don't eat fudgsicles anymore so ask Jameil. She took it!

Anonymous said...

Wise I resent the implication. LMAO. I don't steal I get stuff aka momentos bka souvenirs given to me ;-) ! HaHa I don't snoop, well I don't snoop and get caught. LMAO

Da Arsonist said...

Hey sis sorry about da gold wrappa left on da floor ....planned on pickin them up be4 u got back

Anonymous said...

Hey sis sorry about da gold wrappa left on da floor ....planned on pickin them up be4 u got back

Anonymous said...

Hey sis sorry about da gold wrappa left on da floor ....planned on pickin them up be4 u got back

Jameil said...

is that what white folk do when we ain't around? i ate the krispy kremes. they were hot when you left them. i needed em.

SunshineMama said...

Glad your back! And can I just say that I'm pissed because I can't play that clip in its entirety. ...I feel like I'm missing out.

Supa said...

Welcome back. Nikki crazy.

Anonymous said...

gurl i saw the same video on youtube and i was like wow..he can dutty wine betta than me.lol..luv ur blog.

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