Tuesday, March 18, 2008

NINE'S NOT A TEN


I'm not saying it's right. In fact, it's abhorrent and skanky.

But LOOK at him...and many other husbands like him who are powerful and largely unattractive.

All I'm saying is, chick prolly ain't wit him for the nooky.

So what's a trollish, insecure and underblown elected official to do?

That is all.

12 comments:

Goddess said...

Jeez he ugly.. Jah!

I don't know how those women do it.. he didnt want her support when he was getting his thing sucked but now when he's down she must stand there... hell to the No..

plus he so hugly!

the joy said...

I keep sayin though... I think the only thing that kept her standing next to him was the thoughts she was having about her boyfriend. She and her husband probably haven't had sex in years.

Amadeo said...

I love the picture that looks like he's about to swallow his whole head.

Little Brown Girl said...

His wife looks like she sayin...

Dissssssss Muhhhafukka!!!

Awful...

Chris the Minimalist said...

OMG i'm so glad i'm not the only person who thought this....dude is UGLY! and yeah, she probably has a dude on the side lol

Anonymous said...

As Katt Williams said: if you want to keep scraggly bitches off your man, take the amount of head you are giving him and multiply it by two".

Anonymous said...

LMBAO @ THE JOY... Wooo

But why the wife look like Hills in this pic? I can't..

CNEL said...

U did not say "underblown".

I'm just glad it isn't MD.

But what about Mr. Patterson just maning up. Surprised the hell out of me. Even more surprised his wife was woman enough to admit she cheated on a blind man.

Anonymous said...

Cnel - My question is how did the blind man find the pussy.

Blah Blah Blah said...

...I'm not sayin....but I'm just sayin...he's a millionaire and his daddy's a billionaire...

If my name was SildaSpitzer, I ain't going NO where...but ummm, Elliott can't tell me shit for damn sure anymore. At this point, he's godda swallow whatever the eff I say or do...

SLUMP FACADE said...

Is it not about the even exchange, she got access to power, prestige, finance which she'd never acquired by her own merits and he got to have a woman on the side...

And the winner is?

Jonzee said...

Actually, y'all she didn't access to money or power. She is an attorney. She worked for one of the top 5 biggun's and was part of Chief Counsel for JP Morgan Chase.

She gave that up cause he wanted to run for Governor...and she was never happy about it.

I think she wanted him to fight cause she felt like "I gave up my career and you do this, oh hell no you gone stand here and deal."

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