[I know I wasn't the only person horrified that bl0gger was on crack this morning. :)]
So since I'm not getting any, I'm gonna talk about sex every day until I crack.
Remember undergrad? There were basically 3 topics that led to bonding with new people...old school
TV, high school exploits, and SEX.
So here goes...
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?
Oh.My.God. (I'm assuming this means "intercourse")
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yes
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
That shit WAS funny.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
That damn 112 CD still makes me tear up.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Yes...but then I like to sprawl out and pass out.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yes...but reconciled it by refusing sex from others later.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
*blank stare*
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
The ONE time I dont mind someone running their mouth.
Speak up!
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Never.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT
OTHER?
My friends like ugly guys...so notsomuch.
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Nope.
12. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Says a lot about the sex that I can actually recall the porn.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Duh.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?
Yup.
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
"I know it's up there somewhere."
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
21
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
Who DON'T I wanna have sex with right now.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT #18 IS POSSIBLE?
Very much...if ever I, um, open up.
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
SON!
21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
Not enough, yet too many.
But for the record, I'm one of those chicks who is mad political about her "numbers."
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
If it's good sex!
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY
TO?
Spoke to his sister recently...and I doubt his baby moms would appreciate me calling.
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT
OTHER?
My friends/relatives like losers, so no.
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Not that I know of.
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Great.
27. LINGERIE?
Waste of time, but ok.
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Yup, but not at work.
29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
(x)park
()church (wait, you mean intercourse?)
()cemetery
()beach
()boat
()school
()parent's bed
(X)your bed
(X)car
()picnic table
(x)kitchen counter
(X)couch/chair
(x)dining room/kitchen table
()woods (open and/or in a tent)
()hood of a car
(X)bathroom
(x)shower
(x)bathtub
(X)the other person's bed
(X)porch/deck/balcony
(x)in a house with parents home
(x)at a party
(x)on top of the washer/dryer
()with other people in the room
(X)hotel
()concert
(X)grandparent's house
()field
()bleachers
()bookstore stock room
() linen closet
30. How many virgins have you "deflowered?"
None...I hope.
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12 comments:
HA!!
Well you helping me out too by posting about sex until you crack! :op
Dang! You bold @ grandparents house!
June 28th, 2006... same answers but it's 2007...
Oh and I actually saw Don face to face and didn't fuck him silly...or show him any of my awesome deliciousness!
i too was feeling the frustration of blogger a little while ago
*crackin up* @ 18 & 21!!! I'm political with my numbas to! So I'm feelin u on that!
Virtuous...HIS grandmother, not mine. lol
Im sorry, Blah...did you say AWESOME DELICIOUSNESS?
Just checkin.
Real Talk...I seriously dont know how i woulda got thru the day. Work?? lol
Durt...The numbers game is CRAZY. All types of negotiating skills come out. lol
i luurve 112!! which cd. the first and the 2nd are RIGHT!! "someone to hold" off of rm 112? don't even get me started!! when you say political w/your #s, do you mean like "he doesn't count b/c it was less than 5 minutes and he was ugly"?
i know a dude who had sex at his aunt's funeral (at church) and later found out it was his cousin. that's what you get ya nasty.
There's something about that 112 CD that gets people in trouble.
I like your answer to question #21.
Be back tomorrow to see what else you talk about.
HaHa I'm with J does it mean you have selective accounting like the Government Accountability Office or what?
You are hilarious! Horny...but hilarious.
You are a posting machine of late. I will never reveal my numbers, I regret too many of them.
Jameil...The 1st 112. The one with like 30 tracks and you could let them all ride and never have to skip!
Uhhh, sex/funeral/cousin? Oh dear.
ON...I never knew how universal that 112 CD was until recently.
Cnelly says..."does it mean you have selective accounting like the Government Accountability Office or what?"
Very funny, young man. Hey it can be for any reason. Like say, you're at a nice even number, but then you remember some moron that you worked hard to forget, AND he messes up the average. Forget it...and him.
1969...Double H? Yes ma'am...but mostly the second H. lol
Amadeo...Post now, dry later. School starts next week. :(
oh wow. y'all are having real talk up in this piece fo sho.
let me go back to my blog where its safe...especially since the mrs does like to read the blogs I frequent since shes a blogger too.
lol..
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