I have a friend who used to live in Miami. One who just left Chicago. Another bounced from Vegas, then LA. One packed up and left Germany.
And every one of them muhfcukas is back in NYC.
I'ma need my friends to fan out again, please. I'm not spending my monthlong school/work winter break on the A train. I need a steady surface for my pen and notepad.
If you live in an exotic locale (and by exotic I mean not northeast US), and you have a comfy couch...I got liquor and grocery money. Hollerrrrrrr!
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15 comments:
LoL "liquor and grocery money" you're so thorough!
I however feel you on the need to travel, the need to get away!
Blues skies and sunny SoCal only a plane ride away !
So you're not coming to NYC during the holidays? Now how in the hell am I supposed to meet you under the mistletoe?
To the slightly jaded, louisiana can be an exotic locale. It's still super hot in November and our mosquitos carry west nile.
But on better notes, we have drive through daiquiri shops and bars that stay open until 4 am on Sundays.
:D
And ain't talking about wussy strawberry daiquiris and we have a party for everything!!
Whadda ya say?
Lucky you.
CNelly...I know the important things in life!
Amber...what a fantastic idea...but ima need to see evidence that all the fires is out! lol
ON...*blushing*
VDiz..."drive through daiquiri shops"...let's explore this further...
lol
Don...Don't think I dont know!!
Damn so Philly is out huh? We have my home cooking and a flat screen High Def TV. I also carry premium top shelf liquor all a short train ride away. What's up with that?
@ VDizzle...damn you make that LA sound like da shit! Ummm, I ain't never read you...budda...we still blog fam...3 times removed on my mothers side...
I got no words for Wise... lived in the same neighborhood and still no drink...no food...no conversation...no book exchange!
Blah!
I had a really good suggestion but V got me all sidetracked with her talk of drive thru daiquiri places. Is it wrong that I kinda wanna drive all the way to the French Quarter just to get a hand grenade? lol
Damn 1969...You had me at Premium top shelf...you're def in day trip distance!
"What's up with that?" Ahh, I got four words for you, Soccer Mom..."Tali 1 & 2". Im just sayin. :)
Blah says..."3 times removed on my mothers side..." HAHAHA
I know, I know! Im almost offended. ;)
La...Focus!
Because of you non-natives well-placed fascination, I promise a post on drive-thru dauquiri shops.
Wed., Nov 14, check it out!!
why you don't wanna come to pittsburgh?? thanksgiving is just a week away AND bmore is only about 3.5 hours! get up off it! :) pittsburgh is exotic if you're smart and black. it feels NOTHING like home! all my friends and young cousins (my age-ish) all moved back to charlotte within months of me leaving. biatches!!
(did you really just post 3 times in 6 days??? who are you?!?)
you've seen our pics, Jameil had a drink in hand everytime! i think you should come to So. Fla
VDiz...*grabbing my own drink...patiently waiting*
Jameil says..."(did you really just post 3 times in 6 days??? who are you?!?)"
I knooooow! You damn Media watchdog. lol
Stace says..."Jameil had a drink in hand everytime!"
So far you make the most compelling argument!!
Argh...Baltimore. I left NYC for Baltimore...
And even though I am digging the crib and Bmore. I have had two panic attacks on my fcuked up commute to Columbia.
And my mama had the gaul to tell me "NYC is the best fit for you" after the fact.
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