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There is a statute of limitations. Remind him!
KZ
was he a good dancer?
I was in Bawtimore a couple months ago..went to this little ghetto club...as most clubs are in The B. Danced with this guy. Good rhythm. Cool.I dont remember being terribly drunk, but when he asked for my number I did pull out my cellie. DAMN I need to stop doing that!
Before My Neil chastises me and says I'm too nice, lemme continue... I joked and told him I needed a ride to the airport in the morning. I think that was the real reason I gave him my number. Cuz I really didn't feel like effing with the Marc train. He called me a few hours later, at an inappropriate hour but did agree to do the airport thing. I declined...he's called since but never when I'm near (or in the mood to pick up) my phone.
He called me last night and asks, "Were you at Melba's last night?"
"No."
"I thought I saw someone who looked like you."
"Then why didn't you come over and talk to "me"?"
"Because I didn't want it to be awkward."
::And calling me after a couple months isnt???::
"Hmmm, I wonder who you have me confused with."
"What?"
"You thought you saw me, I wonder who you think you are calling right now."
"She looked just like you."
"Oh yeah, how do I look?"
"You don't know how you look?" Ok you can see where this is going, right??
Sighs. "What do I look like?"
"Very attractive..."
"Uh huh."
"About 5'4..."
"Uh huh."
"Brown skinned. You know what you look like!"
"Uh huh."
Y'all, I'm 5'8, on the darker side of brown, and ok, yeah I'm attractive...but is this guy effing kidding me? He doesn't even remember me!
baby.
CALLER ID. i never answer #'s i dont recognize ( and i own a business. hmm. maybe i should re-examine that!)
or...just give out a fake cell #.
or.
get a 2nd cell for "those types of situations".
i'm seeing pattern here......
the very right reverend
yeah, i agree with you, the window has closed after 2 months. that's crazy, you
why is this reminding me of Goldie with the Gold tooth that stalked Max in the club?
why you have to put it on him like that? you should've just done an innocent lil dance (not like in high school high) and you would be all good right now. but nooooooooo you had to go doin all that shakin and poppin and booty droppin and "butt punchin" to quote epsilonicus. if you had two stepped your way along you wouldn't be havin these issues right now. he must not be cute. b/c 1)he wouldn't still be stalkin you. cute boys get too much attn. to be stalkin someone long distance, 2) you wouldn't be as annoyed if he was cute.
also if he wasn't cute, why on EARTH did you give him the correct name and number. my name is tameka. also if you can't remember the name i told you 5 minutes ago and i don't like the way you're steppin, you ain't even gettin the fake digits. LMAO! what a fun game! another fun one: i left my phone in the car. hilarious!
Whatev...y'all know I got that lil problem and all, but I don't recall him being that bad looking. Maybe I'm just that good. :)
And I made a decision a few years back that if I didn't want negros stepping to me with nonsense I wouldn't give them nonsense fake names and such. Unless they real old!
And to my own defense I gave up the digies for "resource purposes"...ya know dudes that can offer something (like gas money) that you might need in the future. lol
Really wouldnt have been so bad if he had called with something to say. That gets me every time.
Young boys, are you taking notes? ;)
Yea, you put it on him. Can we say sprung? He's like T-Pain cept he goin be feeling pain, if he ain't getting any further than the cell phone.
what da hell is this boy thinking? what, you had the coochie on ice until he called to collect? lawd...the nerve of some brothas...
You let him touch your booty didn't you? LOL
Quote of the day: "what, you had the coochie on ice until he called to collect?" ~Nikki
Stace...I wasn't that drunk, boo. ;)
Lol...I'm wit jamiel cute people don't stalk let alone ld. Unless he really doesn't remember you. N for future rescources...lol like a dude does when he wanna hit??? So r u wrong for not lettin that be known UP FRONT??????
Young Montez...Don't make me lay into your azz!
Touche and all that...but I did make it known UP FRONT that the resource I wanted was a damn ride to BWI. ;)
Man I still have a dude I met in South Beach last summer calling me. Talking about when am I going to come down and visit him. Buy a ticket negro and we'll talk.
Lol....I just asked a question that's all
O.K. - I'm gonna have to steal the "statute of limitations" line. Cracking me UP.
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