Anybody else gonna be in Houston for the 4th? I don't know about y'all, but I've been hella bored with this whole blog ish of late.
I'm bout to go get drunk, get laid and get inspired!
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So anywho...I’m talking to this guy, right, and we hang out with these three other couples. Two of the girls are twins, and one of their dudes is effing nuts. Like certifiably crazy. He’s my fav.
Thing of it is, all the dudes, mine included, are inordinately sexy. Under other circumstances I’d do any one of them. And I have a feeling one of the chicks would do me. Can’t blame her.
So last night we met at one of the twins’ cribs and she suggested a fun activity for us all for next weekend. We’ll all meet back there and hit the bottle and chill. But before we leave the women will all place the keys to our cribs in a basket…
Whichever guy walks away your key is the guy you’ll hook up with for that night. No questions asked, no strings. Just the deed.
From jump the twins are bout it. Oddly, among the guys, only the crazy dude is down. I’m straddling the fence, leaning towards hell naw. But then again…
Help me out crew…would you do it?
PS…this is actually not my life…cuz fun, scandalous ish like this never happens in my sphere. But it is the premise of a book called The Ke.y P.arty.
My nephew is a young hustler and he is selling this book for $7, shipping included. So I decided this should be our first book club selection.
And while you’re at it, below are some other books he’s selling, or that I’m trying to get rid of.
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Email me to make it happen.
NO.T WI..TH MY S.ON
THUG..S AND THE WOM.EN WH.O LOVE THEM
SUGAR
ADDICTED
THE BRI.DGE
LIKE BO.OGIE O.N TUESDAY
MY FRIE.ND, M.Y LOVER, MY S.TALKER
THE F!SH AINT BIT.ING
PA.P.ER CHASER$
B..TY CALL
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29 comments:
WHAAAATTTT??? I'm first ?!!
Hi so wise *waving*
This is my first time to your blog but I can definitely say
it won't be my last!!!!
You are funny as ish :)
@ And I have a feeling one of the chicks would do me.
Gurl I know the feelin'- girls wanna do me all the time! hahahaha!
While I'm in a position where I have no one to answer to, I could do it. I'm not thirsty though. As far as the books, I'll do that. Anonymous Detroit.
I'm heading to Houston on Sunday! Are you going?
And about the key...I don't think I'd participate. To hook up with someone else's guy would only cause trouble.
Key game is a "been there, done that"...lol
Lock-N-Key is little more exciting...
As for "you" doing it...NO!
I was going to Houston...waited to late...now I am scrambling to find somewhere to fly off to...
Hey SD! Glad you made it over. :)
Sorry the place is such a mess *kicking shit under the bed, closing closet doors*
I have been out of town so much the pasts few weeks, I've neglected home. :)
Oh yeah, chicks love a good diva...and one that can sang? You're doomed!
LS...Yupper, heading out Saturday. It hasnt been that hot here, so I'm not ready for that Texas heat! But dammit, since they stepping in for New Orleans, there better be drinking in the streets. :) I'll email you my digits.
See Blah, that's why I love you. You be doing fun stuff. :) Never heard of this lock and key business...sounds grown. And when we finally do walk around the corner and meet for drinks, you gonna be like, damn I been conspiring with a minor! (I look 16) lol
You know what, check out Spirit Airlines...them bastards always got a weekend or holiday special. Bout fly with them to Jamaica next month for like $200.
DP...you're a hop and a skip from there too. But good luck on the closing!! This is such a great new chapt for you and the FW. Don't screw it up. ;)
That key party thing seems like trouble waiting to happen, but every good book needs some trouble.
Have fun in Houston!
@Blah-- was that lock and key for a Straight Jacket? you know mine's for Cuff's :)
Shoot. I thought you were going to actually host a key party. I'da brought the single malt to grease the key chain.
Now dont anyone chime in an say they dont know what the fuck im talking about. Like I'm speaking Latin or something.. jesus.
Although i could you know.
And so could you.
After the Good Reverend Administers the
ahem.......Sacriment.
Ok dont mind me i had some teeth pulled and Ive made a hell of a potion comprised of percocet and other niceities.
Jesus. i'm on crack.
have fun in houston
Do that shit then write about it.
KZ
Do that shit and take pictures and then write about it.
I would normally say no, but because this is someone else's life, I say do it!!! Give us a good story!!!
Ok you voyeur azz negros of the male persuasion...you did peep the DISCLAIMER, right? The one where I said, this is NOT real...it's a book!
I never did the key thang, but I've done paper/scissors/rock to swap partners.
Awwwww fuck! So Wise, you know I can't fuckin' read!
KZ
Are we really reading this book? Let me know.
And that idea while exciting is just dangerous, I'd not dare do it, but would be the fly on the wall afterwards if someone else passed go.
Um...they will NOT be steppin in for the N.O....they can't do it like us!! When I went to Houston for the Bayou Classic, they stopped serving liquor at 2 am...my mouth dropped, because I didn't get IN the club until 2 lol. Here, there's no such thing as a last call (dang, now I'm rethinking the trip lol). But get at me, I'll be there Sunday!
Liq...Hilarious. But seems like rock is the only one I'd wanna get!
KZ...I know baby, but this is basically the hooked on phonics of "literature". You can easily sound and blend this shit.
CNelly...you back yet? Yeah we readin it. I aint really figure out the particulars yet, like when we'll discuss and all that...but if you wanna cop a copy get at me. sowisesista@aol.com (email or AIM)
LS...Good Lawd, lemme see if United gave me a refundable ticket! 2am??? I dont even get in town until 11pm tomorrow...so I guess I better light up the flask. lol
I feel so illiterate now.
Wise I am back in the states. I will hit you up to geta copy of the book, and also to get you your postcards. :-). Hope you have a great Fourth weekend.
YOu I was waiting to see if you got down with the key thing...lol. great post.
A chick has a lock around her waste (hanging by the nether regions) and a guy hasa key...he has to go around trying to see what lock his key unlocks...trick is he has to kneel down and unlock her lock with his teeth.
Debauchery...dammit I am a bad influence.
naw folk. no houston for me. i'm so scared by that list of books. what's up w/all the strangely placed periods? when are these books due and when are we "mtg" for the book club?
i saw that book in the bookstore a couple of days ago. the sista on the cover looks tired. i think she has already partaken of each of the keys at least twice. lol
would i do it? ten years ago i'd be down. now? no. i gotta be grown up and shit.
damn key party huh? wasn't that big in the 70's, not that I was around in the 70's but it sounds like a vaguely familiar activity...
I don't think I could do that key party thing, but I'd like to watch!
Damn You woman!! You tricked my ass.!
Forgive me while I play blog catch up. But you got me too cause I was gawking all the way through until you said it wasnt' real! And are you serious about the book club thing?
Those books sound very interesting...
Do I email you to purchase them?
In regards to the Key Party, I saw a movie about that...it was pretty cool...
I say you only live once, and if you feel you will regret it later, don't do it...if not, go for yours...besides, you said they are all fuckable, so you won't be gong home with someone BUSTED...
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Hey All...
Yes this will be the first book discussion...something light. Sex always gets people talking. lol We'll see how this shit goes then we'll open up the floor and yall can decide what we tackle next.
PS...I will get my nephew's paypal info and post it on here. Aight!
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