Thursday, June 22, 2006

Are You Effing Kidding Me? Pt III

Since when can friends of friends fuck??

Por exemplo...If I intro Jameil to Slish...and we live for years as one happy extended family...they can't all of a sudden rock!

Happened.

20 comments:

The Very Reverend Ace Clemmons, Jr. said...

of course they can. Further- Friends can fuck.

now.

the trick here is to NOT get in the middle when shit starts to go south.

That's where the good reverend comes in.

Confessional.

5 cents pls....



T.G.R

Rashan Jamal said...

why cant they? that's how i get most of my action. Friends of friends are the best!!!

i like liquor and tv said...

it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

Knockout Zed said...

They can too fuck!

KZ

Jameil said...

slish... we did it? damn... wise why you gotta be tellin our bizness before we even know its our bizness? i don't preciate that. word life sun.

anyway... yes, friends of friends can rock. why not? how else are you supposed to meet sane people? at the club??? so we can get stalkers like yours? pass.

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

Friends sleeping with friends can go both ways. I know folks who are engaged, to dudes who laced them with three carat rocks that were introduced by friends..there's almost always carnage left on the side of the road though...

i think that comes from the fact that people wanna put on the their best behavior and put the good foot forward when their friend knows who they really as well as much of their dirty laundry.

i hunt alone:-)

So...Wise...Sista said...

No, no and no!

My boy Stay Hype...known him since 7th grade. Plutonic in the best sense. Very attractive manwhore. I did once set him up with my psycho roommate in Brooklyn...[damn I gotta tell that story soon.] But that was different. They were never to co-exist beyond the occasional party weekends and sex romps...

Multi-Lingual Lawyer, my best friend from college. Also very attractive. Most of my friends from outside of college want to bone her, but they are very much not on her level.

They have co-existed for years as friends of me. Nothing more.

Last week, Gay Bartender's girlfriend throws her a dope surprise party at this spot called Sutra in the East Vill (1st & 1st). The "ghetto friends from home" (that would include me, I am ring leader) smuggled in a bottle of Bacardi Limon and passed it around doing swig-shots until the bday girl arrived.

So you see where this is going?

I didnt! I know they're both horny and they flirt all the time, and I did manage to get some pics of them dancing and kissing...but had I not had that last (3) Corona(s) I might have caught them before they jumped in the cab and sped off. Straight up, we were outside for a hot sec and next thing you know we look up and see Stay Hype ducking in behind her.

Are you effing kidding me!

And it might not sooo bad (after all Stay Hype does not live in NYC, MLL does), but neither of them claim to remember what happens. If I gotta be the tortured friend in the middle of all this, then the least they can do is provide both sides of the sordid story and let me get a good laugh. I got nothing! No, 'damn he got a donkey dick'...no 'she was talking so nasty'. Nothing!

Anonymous said...

I agree with everyone especially the Reverend but let's examine something. You wrote: "the least they can do is provide both sides of the sordid story...". The suspense is killing you isn't it. Is that really the bottom line young lady? LOL! Anonymous Detroit

Blah Blah Blah said...

Nosey ass Wise....you could careless about the getdown going down...you want the kinky details....
I'm starting to see you in a whole 'nother way...*looking at you sideways*

Let me find out your a voyuer!!! lol...sorta

Anonymous said...

I'm with Jameil how else will you meet sane people. Umm it's hard as hell out here.

Anonymous said...

Oh I didn't mean to suggest I would be boning all willy nilly cause apparently due to the American media's representation of us, Americans are rich and we fuck a lot.

nikki said...

friends are supposed to fuck friends. that's just how it goes. i've had numerous friends i've introduced to each other end up fucking one another. i've participated in that phenomena too. lol

Athanasius said...

In Kentucky it's called "Friends & Family" - fortunately, I'm from Detroit...

Mr.Slish said...

So wise trying get an African CUT!!!..lol You my sweetie carries weapons..FO REAL!!!!

I believe in referrals.. Why not introduce your friend to a friend that you know might be perfect for them.. Thats how I met Barney's My Home girl endorsed me. Now I'm a mushy fool and loving it...

So...Wise...Sista said...

NO, NO NO, dammit!

Let me make a distinction btwn referral friendships and off-limits ones. This one was off limits!

I have no prob with set ups. Done it before. But not with REAL FRIENDS. I would never allow my real friends to whore it up together... not even if they let me watch, Blah. lol

Shit, I know where they've both been and it aint pretty.

I'm just sayin, if I gotta be in the middle of their awkward mess (she's calling me all the next day begging me to make sure he's out of her crib before she gets home from work and shit), then at least make it fun for me with vivid details.

Lyrically speaking said...

It does happen, I've heard of such situations in some states where friends share each other in the bedroom, great post

Da Arsonist said...

Hell yeah...

Friends of friends...I Love them...

The Very Reverend Ace Clemmons, Jr. said...

The good reverend is actually a ..............firm believer in nailing all his female friends.

Why you ask?

Its the most honest you can do. How can you REALLY get down and deep into a friendship with somone of the opposite sex if you have all that pesky "sex stuff" floating around your head distracing you and everything! Eliminate that from the get go. It works great! Win/Win!

Do it, get it out of the way, and then really watch the friendship blossom!

ok, pass the cabernet.

T.G.R

EqualOpportunityCrush said...

i am soooo confused right now. so confused.

Anonymous said...

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