Anybody else gonna be in Houston for the 4th? I don't know about y'all, but I've been hella bored with this whole blog ish of late.
I'm bout to go get drunk, get laid and get inspired!
So anywho...I’m talking to this guy, right, and we hang out with these three other couples. Two of the girls are twins, and one of their dudes is effing nuts. Like certifiably crazy. He’s my fav.
Thing of it is, all the dudes, mine included, are inordinately sexy. Under other circumstances I’d do any one of them. And I have a feeling one of the chicks would do me. Can’t blame her.
So last night we met at one of the twins’ cribs and she suggested a fun activity for us all for next weekend. We’ll all meet back there and hit the bottle and chill. But before we leave the women will all place the keys to our cribs in a basket…
Whichever guy walks away your key is the guy you’ll hook up with for that night. No questions asked, no strings. Just the deed.
From jump the twins are bout it. Oddly, among the guys, only the crazy dude is down. I’m straddling the fence, leaning towards hell naw. But then again…
Help me out crew…would you do it?
PS…this is actually not my life…cuz fun, scandalous ish like this never happens in my sphere. But it is the premise of a book called The Ke.y P.arty.
My nephew is a young hustler and he is selling this book for $7, shipping included. So I decided this should be our first book club selection.
And while you’re at it, below are some other books he’s selling, or that I’m trying to get rid of.
Email me to make it happen.